Currently Listening Soldier Girl By The Polyphonic Spree see related

I wrote this poem on Matt Ison's birthday while thinking of an excuse to get out of my class so I could go to quaker steak and lube with everyone. So I wrote this poem about the excuse i thought would suit best.

                       Good Excuse

I feel my tum tum rumbling and roaring

Gas-X into my mout I start pouring

My teachers saying words which just arent grouping

Time is going too slow, I should be pooping

Prune juice was a bad choice, swishing swooshing

when i finally get there, no need for pushing

Hopefully I'll make it to eight o-clock

Come on time go faster tic-toc tic-toc

These sweat pants could get nasty, diarrhea

Everyone will turn Italian, "Momma Mia"

Teacher please shut up now, just stop speaking

nevermind keep talking, my bum bums leaking

The smell is now dispersing, sniffing noses

Wont take long to realize those arent roses

Fingers start to point now, was it you

Teacher can I go now? Yes! Thank you.

Turns out I just left when he was writing on the board... Easier and less shattering of ego

Currently Watching Star Wars Trilogy (Widescreen Edition with Bonus Disc) By Harrison Ford see related

Normal Dog ... NO! Gracy... Yes

Theres this dog whose name is Gracy

Sometimes she can get quite spacy

But dont be fooled by her innocent looks

she'll trick anyone, especially cooks

Those marks on her back represent a game

and if you play it, you will be mamed

not by Gracy but by her possy

you'll be thrown in a lake and get all mossy

she leaves mines through every yard

and marks her territory and acts all hard

but Gracys' better than your average doggy

she'll lead like rudolph when it gets foggy

she needs no red nose, just that shaved body

yea thats right i think Gracy's a hotty

Currently Listening The Stranger By Billy Joel see related

So I'm pretty sure I danced with an angel last night...

Yep I did!

            Polar Bear

I wish i were a polar bear

cause they dont wear no underwear

i'd be warm enough with just my hair

unless i slipped and fell in nare

i must admit i would be bare

so i'd run and hide in my secret lair

and maybe eat a peach or pare

and for hair again i'd say a prayer

a visitor would be so rare

but at a naked bear they'd stare

and if they did through them i'd tear

you say would i, oh yes i'd dare

it might just be that i shant care

or because they looked at me down there

dont judge me now cause thats not fair

now if you'll excuse me i need some air

Currently Watching Kingdom of Heaven (Widescreen Edition) By Liam Neeson, Orlando Bloom, Eva Green see related

                                        Blah

i skipped a rock on the water today to see that i can surely throw

and jumped off of a ladder today to think of how a boat I row

and when i hit the ground i say i'm tought of how the pain is felt

so jumpings fun but the worst part is when the m&m's in my pocket melt

sticky feeling yet still good but the hard shell once loved vanished to blah

but when vapors turn to drying tears i'll sing again and start with la

la i say not the french word for the but a note I play on my neighbors door

soothing now is that la i knocked when i knocked so hard to be ignored

now am i to be alone when i see the clouds all look as two

but crawl will I to slowly stand up and make myself think that i just grew

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what does this mean? you tell me